Elena came in today insisting that our microwave was no longer a part of our material family.
Mic and I had a love-hate relationship. I know it's not "healthy." Microwaved food doesn't taste "good." But I do like some of the crap when I'm deliriously tired, especially during exam period.
Did you know the Russians actually called what the microwave does to people "the microwave sickness?" I did some research... according to some Swiss, Russian and German clinical studies:
1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.
3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.
4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.
5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.
7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.
9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and electromagnetic brain impairment
Mic and I had a love-hate relationship. I know it's not "healthy." Microwaved food doesn't taste "good." But I do like some of the crap when I'm deliriously tired, especially during exam period.
Did you know the Russians actually called what the microwave does to people "the microwave sickness?" I did some research... according to some Swiss, Russian and German clinical studies:
1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].
2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.
3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods.
4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.
5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.
6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.
7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.
8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.
9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.
10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and electromagnetic brain impairment
3 Comments:
What happens if I just use my microwave to defrost food before cooking it in the oven or stove top? Damn it, everything causes cancer!!!
the lovely same thing - I know, we used it to defrost meat religiously.
And cancer causes more microwaves. It's a vicious cycle.
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